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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricTung1007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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A friend of mine has just got a job as a director at Macdonalds farm.

He's been made the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Old Macdonald’s son decided to join the army instead of farming.

He is now E.I. G.I.Joe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.

I'm the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollfouridiots
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Norm MacDonald got old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfnLXI2bUnA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFlagg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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Six solid minutes of dad jokes by the king of awkward puns, Norm MacDonald. youtube.com/watch?v=jNi6T…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddmanout
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?

The CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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When Mary had a little lamb, the labor and delivery doctor was surprised...

When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor died of shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I need glasses to see my family

More specifically, two glasses .... of scotch

(Credit: Norm Macdonald Live)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillysadandsolemn
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I was hanging my clothes out to dry

And they says to me, "so you think you are too good for us " And I says to them, I says, " No nothing like that, I am just going to be a nudist for a while."

(Dedicated to my inspiration: Norm Macdonald)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillysadandsolemn
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm...

I’m the new CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilobenny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get bigger buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Our rap/rock band in high school was named β€œThe Shake Machine.”

Because β€œThe Shake Machine” is ALWAYS down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M-comment
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I thought of this joke in a dream last night, I think it will fit in just fine here.

A farmer decides to sell everything he owns and use the money to buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.

Old MacDonald lost his farm.

E-I-E-I-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojipog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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[REQUEST] I need roast jokes for middle schoolers.

Mods, if this is against the rules, I apologize. Feel free to remove and I'll try and find better luck on Google.

I'm a middle school teacher and my 8th graders are graduating on Thursday. They've been a great, wonderful class to have, but they always complain about lame my jokes are. I feel that the most suitable way to send them off would be, either on the last day of class or at their graduation ceremony, would be to send them off with their own individual dad roast from me. (Think Norm MacDonald at the Bob Saget roast).

If anybody has any good dad roast jokes that won't get me fired nor get misconstrued for bullying, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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My wife dadjoked my son and me

My 2.5-year-old son was singing Old MacDonald in the car and decided to be a little silly by having each verse be a progressive number of mittens on his farm.

When he got to five mittens, I asked him, "Why would he need so many mittens? How many hands does he have?"

While my son was thinking it over, my wife replied, "They are for all of his farmhands."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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Is there a prize for the most laborious set-up?

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffGoldbuns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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All hail the king of dadjokes

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamarockstar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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