Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

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📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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Norm MacDonald got old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfnLXI2bUnA

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📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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Six solid minutes of dad jokes by the king of awkward puns, Norm MacDonald. youtube.com/watch?v=jNi6T…
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👤︎ u/oddmanout
📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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I need glasses to see my family

More specifically, two glasses .... of scotch

(Credit: Norm Macdonald Live)

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📅︎ May 23 2020
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I was hanging my clothes out to dry

And they says to me, "so you think you are too good for us " And I says to them, I says, " No nothing like that, I am just going to be a nudist for a while."

(Dedicated to my inspiration: Norm Macdonald)

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📅︎ May 09 2020
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[REQUEST] I need roast jokes for middle schoolers.

Mods, if this is against the rules, I apologize. Feel free to remove and I'll try and find better luck on Google.

I'm a middle school teacher and my 8th graders are graduating on Thursday. They've been a great, wonderful class to have, but they always complain about lame my jokes are. I feel that the most suitable way to send them off would be, either on the last day of class or at their graduation ceremony, would be to send them off with their own individual dad roast from me. (Think Norm MacDonald at the Bob Saget roast).

If anybody has any good dad roast jokes that won't get me fired nor get misconstrued for bullying, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks!

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📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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All hail the king of dadjokes

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

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