My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...
He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
Mr. Ed
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.
If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.
Who does Mr. Salt go to when he has back pain?
What does mrs Ant call Mr ant?
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
Why does Mrs. Claus hate Santa?
He has too many ho ho hos
What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Mr. Macaroni to his son:
Tell your sister it's pasta bed time.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
I really like that actress in “House of Cards,” “Manhattan” and “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”
Late last night Mr Peanut was walking home through a bad neighborhood
I have been informed he was a-salted.
Why Santa tell Mrs. Claus to carry an umbrella?
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
A Sippy Cup is called Mr. Sippy, what would you call his wife?
Have you met Mr. Mushroom?
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.
She said: “Not tonight. Period.”
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
There once was a family, the Bigger’s. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!
Mr. and Mrs. Melon told me the story of when they went to vegas to get married.
At the alter the priest said...
You cantaloupe.
What Mr. Crabs wears under his pants?
Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?
What would Mr. Burns say if he were a wizard?
Santa to Mrs. Claus: do you hear that noise?
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
My colleagues at work gave me the nickname “Mr. Compromise”.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
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