Would you like a spot of tea luv?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
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Me to Girlfriend: I luv u. Girlfriend: I luv u2

Me to Girlfriend: What’s your favorite album of theirs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerpants80
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Tasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
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[need help] I have to host a fake wedding and I wanna fill my sermon with as much puns as possible

I think I'll start with "What is love? Baby don't hurt me", but then I have to say "we're gathered here today, ect.." and finish with "you may now kiss the bride",

It'll last about 1 minute, and I wanna really embarrass them. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBSdota
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
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What's longer than forever?

Fivever.


Thanks for all the upvotes! This is an original, so thanks to you guys I'm quitting my job and leaving my family to pursue a career in comedy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJy234H5YDlFASQfx6mLWLg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
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He's not even a father, but my uncle's facebook is still a goldmine of dad-jokes

http://imgur.com/a/voxEK

Not sure if imgur links are allowed either. I've never posted to this sub before and the rules are a little confusing but my uncle makes me laugh so I wanted to share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatballshorty
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My dad just sent me this horrible diaper dad joke

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaRockstar
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