At the height of my lunacy, I would dig in my lawn like my life depended on it.
It's all well now.
What did the Sun say to the Moon when it came home after itβs curfew?
βHave you been out all night?β
What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?
Udder lunacy
When will the lunarcy end?? Gibbous a break!
How does the moon give the sun a haircut?
Eclipse it
Would you believe there are people that think there's oceans on the moon?
What a load of lunacy.
Ran into this one and wanted to walk away in disappointment
I was on my phone and saw a link from /r/whoadude about how big the moon is and I showed it to my dad and said "Wow that is how big the moon is!". He said "No. I think the moon is bigger than your phone."
