I named my wife's breasts Ethel and Lucy.
Ethel's pretty smart, but Lucy's a right tit.
My dogs started playing “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”
Should’ve known since they are the Beagles..
My sister Lucy keeps seeing things
I guess shes hallucynating
haha
end me
What would satin's name be if he was a furry?
lucifur
What do you call a promiscuous woman from New Orleans?
A Lucy-Anna
My brother said he was good at being in disguise.
So dad said we should call him Lucy. Lucy in disguise.
This groaner works whenever a friend says;"Hey do you know who I ran into today"?
Friend: Do you know who I ran into today?
Me:who?
Friend:Lucy
Me: Oh, did it hurt?
Everyone involved:eye roll
