Loyalty Puns

A list of puns related to "Loyalty"

I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....

I only managed to get 20% off.

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👤︎ u/radiofirey
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I hate those "loyalty cards" that you get from Starbucks, etc.

I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(

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👤︎ u/ShredderSte
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Have you got a "smart shopper" loyalty card sir?

No, I'm not a smart shopper.

(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")

(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")

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👤︎ u/StoolZA
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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My English teacher asked me what I think about loyalty...

I said I prefer Green tea!

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👤︎ u/Sexy_Krampus
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE

The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.

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👤︎ u/impulsive-ideas
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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It's simply the best.
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👤︎ u/SushiWithoutSushi
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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I just read a story about a man whose shirt always comes back to him no matter what he does to it

That’s loyalty

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👤︎ u/lZombieChaserl
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I dadjoke customers a lot.

I work retail and we have a loyalty program that requires an email address.

Every time someone gives me an email with a number at the end (ex: your.name91@internet.com) I ask if the first 90 were already taken.

I'm the only one who laughs.

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👤︎ u/jolsiphur
📅︎ Mar 11 2014
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