Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrond’s woven cloak?
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world.
they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
Why do they call him Lord Vader?
Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
The lord giveth, and the lord taketh
However the lord altho hath a lithp.
Rickrolling in the year of our lord 2019? Yep!
(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?
Oh lord, look at the time
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Last night I dreamed I wrote “Lord of the Rings”.
I was Tolkien in my sleep
The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.
But, John came 5th and got a toaster.
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