The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world.
they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
The lord giveth, and the lord taketh
However the lord altho hath a lithp.
Rickrolling in the year of our lord 2019? Yep!
Oh lord, look at the time
I got a dog from Germany and named it The Lord
Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called “The Lord Giveth”.
Last night I dreamt I’d written the Lord of the Rings
My wife said to me I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.
My Son asked me if the Santa's Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings
I said grow up Son, you're 32 years old.
And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Last night I dreamed I wrote “Lord of the Rings”.
I was Tolkien in my sleep
The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.
But, John came 5th and got a toaster.
The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life
He came fifth and got a toaster
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".
John came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said onto John " Come Forth and ye shall receive eternal life."
But sadly John came in fifth and only received a toaster.
Last night, I kept dreaming that I've written "The Lord of the Rings."
My wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
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