London Marathon Puns

A list of puns related to "London Marathon"

Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...

This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...

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👤︎ u/nathan_nuggets
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon this weekend

He was banned on the run.

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👤︎ u/foxfunk
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Walking Around the London Marathon Yesterday

My Dad: Wow that's weird

Me: What's that

My Dad: Well there's just a lot of people here advertising for GoDaddy.

Me:.... 😪

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👤︎ u/ilik3p14
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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