Saints Locke room
I walk into the saints locker room with a canister
They ask βwhat is itβ
I say βFor Breesβ
(Awful I know)
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︎ Jun 09 2020
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Title
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Lock down MAY END by MAY END, or MAY NOT END by MAY END,as it MAY EXTEND....
But MAY will END, by MAY END, even if lockdown MAY NOT END.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
So the police locked up a toddler the other day
Turns out he was resisting a rest
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? βTechnically a wife joke.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I learned lock-picking at an early age
It has opened many doors for me.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Locked myself out of the house today...
Thankfully, l was able to open the door, by talking to it...
Communication is key.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My doctor says that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Lego made the lock lego
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes
I texted "Oh Pun the Door"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Knowing how to pick locks...
Has really opened a lot of doors for me.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now Iβm outside banging and hollering
βOh PUN the door!!!β
βOh PUN the door!!!β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
He has got a point
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︎ Nov 23 2020
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My girlfriend and I just had a fight. She has locked herself in the bathroom for an hour and still hasn't left.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My friend tried to delay the inevitable by locking himself in a public bathroom...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
There was a locked metal box at an auction. The auctioneer said it was from the 1920βs and owned by really wealthy man. There couldβve been some really valuable stuff in it or it could just be empty. I didnβt want to bid anymore than $100 on it.
I thought it was a safe bet.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A pun for current times
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I locked my door on the way in, but when I looked back, it was slightly ajar
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Theyβve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why doesnβt Bob Marley have a passcode on his phone?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house...
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
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︎ May 31 2020
Why don't Elephants ever get locked out?
They can't forget where they left their keys.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
/r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/β¦
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Credits to u/plat_playya
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Finland has locked itself with quarantine.
No one will be crossing the Finish line.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Petition to lock this sub once a week
Because there's no post on Sunday
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︎ Oct 01 2018
I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.
So I smashed their back door in.
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︎ May 20 2020
Talk to your lock if you're locked put
Because communication is the key.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly
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︎ Feb 16 2021
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly.
Because communication is key.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
If you ever get locked out of the house, just talk to the lock.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What should you do if you get locked out of the house?
Talk to the lock, because communication is key
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︎ Sep 28 2020
If you ever get locked out your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly
Because communication is key
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What should you do if you get locked out of your house?
Be calm and talk to the lock.
Because communication is key!
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the local locksmiths were closed...
I thought they were key workers?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
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