3 Hilarious Livery Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I can prove that a person is the opposite of a box

If you are paid to drive a person in your car, you're in the livery business.

If you are paid to drive a box in your car, you're in the delivery business.

Q.E.D.

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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👤︎ u/linknt01

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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My wife and I were discussing buying a house with some land in the future...

And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."

I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."

Long pause...

"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"

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👤︎ u/EyewitBass

📅︎ Nov 17 2015

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