two nuns are driving along the road and a vampire jumps off a bridge and lands on the hood of their car. the driver panics but the passenger says "they are easy to deal with, just show him your cross!"

So the driver shouts " look what you did to my paintwork you pointy toothed arsehole!"

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📅︎ Aug 08 2022
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