I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
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What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call a lycanthrope who knows their limits?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"

Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.

Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acromantulus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Congress just passed legislation limiting the number of hats an individual may own.

They put a cap on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deant_b01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why did the farmer get pulled over after planting his field?

He broke the seed limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Limited release Harry Potter title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddh85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Officer: "Don't you know the speed limit is 65 miles per hour?"

Me: "Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit

This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Her anger jumped discontinuously at that point in time.

Me: My love for you is 0/0 Her: Aww, infinite? Me: Nahh,Undefined. Her: Why are you like this, is there no limit to your stupidity? Me: Umm, now that you say it, I should've applied a limit to it. Her: I want to break your bones, ugh. Me: So are you saying that I'll have to re-visit the l'hospital?

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Boy, with all these statues getting torn down...

... I guess you could say these protests are changing the landscape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJPLH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Are short puns off limit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0deNerd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Math pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Did you know there is a limit of 239 beans in a can of beans?

Adding 1 more would make it 2 farty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deebo305
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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When I was growing up, my dad always used to tell me, β€œThe Sky’s the Limit!”

He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...

Turns out he was a shit driver..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecaddy5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is pretty limited.

Happy Father’s Day fellow dads!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jangooni
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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To the person who stole my glasses

I can still drink from the bottle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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A man walked into Starbucks and asked what the limited time drink was,

The worker responded β€œit’s our special tea”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustinbeats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Relationships are a lot like algebra....

You look at your X and wonder Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I've invented a game where avocados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the time limit

I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup3rjaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I didn't think my anatomy teacher would push me to the limit.

He sure showed me what I was made of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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How did mathematicians get around restrictions of prohibition?

They drank their root beer out of square cups!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArisThotHole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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When I was a kid, they told "The Skies the limit!" - Jokes on them.

I'm an astronaut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I took a corner while driving way over the speed limit and got stopped by a cop

The cop said "Hey! Put that corner back"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/towk22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I’m going to open a math tutoring business.

I’ll name it Limited Addition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entree_The_Giant
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I'm bad at math. I love it, but I know my limits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahhvin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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My girlfriend called me a square for always following the speed limit.

I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I’ve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven’t been able to do more than 20 a day.

I guess that’s my limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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State Police pulled me over for going 7 mph over the speed limit. He said he would let me off with a warning, though.

I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.

I reached my statue of limitations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.

I'd call it "statue of limitations".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacmans_mum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because it violated their statue of limitations.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomegranate2012
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar...

The first one ordered one beer, the second ordered 1/2 a beer, the third ordered 1/4 of a beer and so on.

The bartender poured two beers and said:

β€œI know my limits”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Dad Jokes aren't limited to dads it seems. 20 year old female knocking one out...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_majorly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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A mathematician goes into a bar.

He orders a pint. Then half a pint. The a quarter pint. Then an eighth, and so on. Eventually the barman hands him 2 pints and says ,”You mathematicians. You just don’t know your limits.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I am fluent in sign language

Stop, Speed Limit 30, No turn on red, Yield.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzPenguato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My wife was going through our wardrobe and said

β€œLook at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”

I said, β€œit’s a scarf”

Apologize if this is a repost of some kind, my grandpa just sent me this as a text with his very limited energy. I wanted to honor his out-of-nowhere dad humor even in his old age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blame-RS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Today my wife told me she "can't even"

I just looked at her and said "well that's odd."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordanMichael08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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I was rejected from the astronaut academy

I guess the sky is my limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...

"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarrowFlinn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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Dad Jokes aren't limited to just dads it would seem.

http://i.imgur.com/YJcRvei.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rappican
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madhoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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3 years?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Realniceandtight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippokuda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Quit my career as a rubber band

Too much stress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotJesper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Why do speed metal groups stand so far apart from each other on stage?

Because speed is limited by band width

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Where does the Nanny store her clothes?

In her Drescher drawer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tannerlaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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To all the folks here from r/punpatrol...

This sub is off-limits to you according to your own sub.

So the joke's on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I wrote two full pages of working out for my Calculus class...

Seems like Calcumore to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruooshup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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They made a new statue in court.

They didn’t have enough money to fully build it so they had their limitations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerrpSter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I told my dad that one of my chickens died today

Him: How did it happen?

Me: I really have no idea, she was fine yesterday.

Him: Have you ruled out the possibility of fowl play?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/president-nixon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Did you hear about the Dole truck that crashed?

It was speeding down the interstate going 20 over the speed limit with a bunch of monkeys hanging off the side when suddenly it lost control and crashed, spilling the contents of it's trailer across all four lanes blocking traffic for hours.

It was bananas.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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When I taught my daughter how to drive the first lesson I taught her was to β€œDrive it like you stole it”

By which I mean safely and within the speed limit as not to draw the attention of the police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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You're only young once...

But apparently there's no age limitation on childishness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I started doing calculus today

My understanding is limited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/launchedcar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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If 8 got laid...

she would be fucking without any limits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaleidosky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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My friends dad is quite the stitch.

Talking to her dad about pumpkin cheesecake cookies

Friend: "They are here for a limited time only." Her dad: "Well yeah of course once you eat them they are gone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Highest_Five
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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Vultures are always hungry when flying...

...because there's a limit of one carrion bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmethvin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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If you want to major in calculus...

the sky is the "limit"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Why did not become an astronaut?

My parents told me the sky was the limit for my job opportunities. help me

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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You can actually do calculus under the influence

you just need to know your limits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurker111111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2013
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My chihuahua shakes a lot, so I took him to the vet's and asked...

"Does he have Barkinsons disease?"

(Note, my wife got really mad about this joke. Apparently the dogs are off-limits)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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I turned an English paper into one giant pun.

A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless

The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference. On the other hand, we have those who don’t try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limb’er up and take charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chewy_64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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My Mum was looking at buying a new house when she saw a cute bungalow

Dad: Oh that would suit you. Bungalows are for people of limited intelligence...

I ask why as my sister simultaneously says "No don't fall for it!"

Dad: because they've got nothing upstairs.

-_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainjess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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So this tailor goes to the bag maker with a problem...

That night somebody had broken into his shop and stolen a few very expensive suits, and he wanted the person responsible arrested.

He approached the counter, where the owner of the workshop stood.

 

"Hi!" she said. "I'm Emmy, how can I help you today?"

 

"Well, I have this problem, and I saw online that you could help me for cheap." he responded.

"My shop was robbed of some of my most expensive suits tonight, and I want your help catching the perpetrator."

 

"That's awful, but I am confused as to how I would be of assistance?" she said.

The tailor was silent for a second, noticeably confused.

Before he had a chance to respond she asked,

"What did you see on our website?"

 

"Well I didn't actually see it on your website, there was actually this ad that intrigued me. It had big bold letters and read:

For a limited time only, click the link to find the cheapest and best deals!!! Emmy's Suit cases - Now 50% off!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai1r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Falcons on a plane

Two falcons are passing through security, each carrying 3 dead squirrels. They weren't allowed to board, though - the airline had a strict limit of two carrions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oregon2012
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2013
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New dad, wife is now mad at me.

We just had our first child Saturday evening. On Sunday, she fussed at me about making her laugh (because it hurt), so I agreed to limit myself to dad jokes. She was okay with this. She then asked for her slippers. As I'm putting them on her, I say "I'm not sure why they call them slippers, that's the last thing I'd want to do." Now I'm not allowed to tell dad jokes either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z6joker9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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My father and space travel...

I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z-2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!"

Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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I could have been an astronaut...

but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Did you know the worlds oldet computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve?

The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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DREAMS

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunnagL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Found this joke online xD

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything CRASHED.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeteor134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple.

It had extremely limited memory. Just one byte. Then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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