Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
My niece: My friend was arrested for stealing a tomato from Lidl.
Me : Without the tomato how did they Ketchup?
Everyone else: Blank faces.
Why do I shop solely in German stores?
Because there I can find Aldi things I need.
It can be a Lidl expensive, though.
There is a mouse in a German shop
His name is Stuart Lidl
What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?
Lidl
In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.
They call him Stuart Lidl.
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"
How long have you been feeling like this?
"Since I was Lidl"
Man: "Doctor I feel like a supermarket" Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?"
Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."
