Well played Lidl, well played
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slothstan1995
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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My niece: My friend was arrested for stealing a tomato from Lidl.

Me : Without the tomato how did they Ketchup?

Everyone else: Blank faces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Earl_Of_Grey_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why do I shop solely in German stores?

Because there I can find Aldi things I need.

It can be a Lidl expensive, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithNoClue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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There is a mouse in a German shop

His name is Stuart Lidl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabas79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?

Lidl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_9213
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.

They call him Stuart Lidl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"

How long have you been feeling like this?

"Since I was Lidl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SN0BBY_Child
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Man: "Doctor I feel like a supermarket" Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?"

Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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