Laura Huxley Puns

https://flashbak.com/watching-aldous-huxley-die-1963-424492/

Laura Huxley's account to her husband's brother and his wife is transcribed below its reproduction at the link above.

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r/ChurchOfCharlesFort

Hi everyone!

I've added more items and lowered most prices even further.

Stuff you should know if you want to buy from or swap with me:

• I'm shipping from the UK (England) and am happy to send things anywhere in the world. Your costs will start from £1 domestically and $3.50 internationally depending on the size and weight of your parcel as well as your location.

• Prices are listed in both GBP and USD for your convenience, and if you'd like help converting them or your total to other currencies just let me know.

• The minimum spend is £5/$7 before shipping.

• Payment will be taken via PayPal through Family and Friends, goods and services, or invoice, whichever you prefer. I don't mind covering the fees if you're more comfortable with one of the latter.

• Items are listed within their categories. At the end of the post you'll find Free Samples and are very welcome to choose some to accompany your purchase.

• Items that have been paid for will be marked with a strike through. If you want something that's marked as Pending or that another person has asked about, feel free to jump in line in case it falls through! I'll always follow up to let you know either way, and I go by time stamps to keep things fair.

• Please plan to respond in a timely fashion, or give me a heads up that you'll be away from Reddit. If you don't I may move on to the next interested person.

• I've sanitised all of the used items according to the guides in the sidebar.

• I have included basic shade descriptions but encourage you to check for swatches and reviews. :)

• If you have questions or would like to see additional photos of any of the items just say the word!

. . .

WISH LIST!

. . .

I'd REALLY love to swap for these items:

• Burberry Nail Polish in Optic White - (UK only due to postal restrictions.)
• Byredo Blanche EDP
• Chanel Les Beiges Healthy Glow Tinted Lip Balm in Light
• Chanel Le Volume Revolution de Chanel Mascara in Noir - (BN unopened mini, please!)
• Drunk Elephant - *(Try me with anything except for the jelly cleanser! I'm especially looking for the TLC Sukari Babyfacial, two Bar Dishes for the full size facial cleansing bars, Lala Retro Whipped Cream, and a 15ml or 30ml - not mini - Marula Oil that can be very well loved or e

Currently de-cluttering/de-stashing my subscription box travel size products + impulse purchases

Each of these products is brand new (i.e. purchased in 2019), unused, unopened and factory sealed (where applicable).

Verification:

1. Lipstick / LipStain / Lipgloss

1.1 real her lipstick

2. Mascara

3. Eyshadow Primer Highlighter

4. Skincare Part 1

5. Skincare Part 2

6. Skincare Part 3

7. Skincare Part 4

8. Hair

Shipping: US Only

Add $3.50 for postage and PayPal GS fee

For orders greater than 4oz - additional shipping cost apply

Will invoice all orders prior to requesting PayPal Payment

No Trades

Thank you so much! I hope that anyone looking finds something that they like. =)

Codes

FS = Full Size, DS = Deluxe Size, NIB = New in Box, TS = Travel Size

$6/2 = $6.00 for Two

Lip Gloss / Lip Stain / Lipstick:

Laura Geller Nude Kisses Lip Hugging Gloss Beach Bum (Plummy-Mauve) 0.10oz / 2.9mL FS - $9

Real Her Moisturizing Lipstick I've Got This (dark pink) 3.5g / 0.12oz NIB FS - $10

Burt's Bee's Liquid Lipstick 803 Tidal Taupe .21oz / 5.95g FS Sealed - $6

Clinique Dramatically Different Lipstick STRUT (Violet) .14oz FS - $10

Tartiest Tarte Glossy Lip Paint TOKEN Pink Nude 1mL / 0.034oz DS - $4

Mascara:

Benefit Bad Gal Bang! in Black 3g / 0.1oz DS - $6

Benefit Roller Lash in Black 3g / 0.1oz DS - $6

Buxom Lash Mascara in Black 6mL / 0.2oz DS - $5

Clinique High Impact Lash Elevating Mascara in Black .26oz FS - $8

MAC In Extreme Dimension Lash in Black 1g TS - $3

Grande Mascara Lash Boosting in Black 2.5g / 0.09oz DS - $6

Model Co More Brows Light/Medium 2mL /0.07oz TS Sealed - $2

Eyeshadow/Primer/Highlighter:

Laura Geller Dew dreamer illumiating drops gilded honey 0.51oz / 15mL NIB - $12

Model Co. Metallic Eyeshadow Trio Mykonos 2x 3g / 0.10oz NIB FS - $4 or $6/2

LUXIE 213 Eye Shading Rose Gold Brush FS Sealed - $4

tarte Double Duty Beauty 0.10ml / 0.33oz DS Sealed - $4

Skincare Part 1:

Huxley Secret of Sahara Goodnight Sleeping Mask 1.06oz DS - $6

Mamonde Rose

Thought this sub might appreciate this video with both Alan Watts and Laura Huxley discussing Aldous Huxley and Jiddu Krishnamurti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsX2I6-Sdw8

Edit* Whoops, forgot to add the link

1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Vincent Price as Mr. Potter (It's a Wonderful Life)

Deborah Kerr as Rose Sayer (The African Queen)

William Holden as Roger Thornhill (North by Northwest)

Joel Mccrea as the Ringo Kid (Stagecoach)

Janet Leigh as Princess Ann (Roman Holiday)

Spencer Tracy as Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Burt Lancaster as Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)

Marlon Brando as Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)

Cary Grant as Holly Martins (The Third Man)

John Cassavetes as Dude (Rio Bravo)

Joan Bennett as Brigid O'Shaughnessy (The Maltese Falcon)

Henry Fonda as Sam Spade (The Maltese Falcon)

Olivia de Havilland as Lucy Muir (The Ghost and Mrs. Muir)

Greta Garbo as Norma Desmond (Sunset Boulevard)

Humphrey Bogart as Jeff Bailey/Jeff Markham (Out of the Past)

John Wayne as T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia)

Gene Tierney as Katie Nolan (A Tree Grows in Brooklyn)

Ava Gardner as Leslie Lynnton Benedict (Giant)

Judy Garland as Julie Laverne (Show Boat)

Lauren Bacall as Victoria Page (The Red Shoes)

Jean Arthur as Hildy Johnson (His Girl Friday)

Carole Lombard as Susan Vance (Bringing up Baby)

Fredric March as Dr. David Huxley (Bringing up Baby)

Marilyn Monroe as Candy (Pickup on South Street)

Rita Hayworth as Laura Hunt (Laura)

Rita Hayworth as Ellen Berent Harland (Leave Her to Heaven)

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Audio Release - Flying Over Sunset (Broadway) | November 14, 2021 (Matinee)

Cast: Carmen Cusack (Clare Booth Luce), Harry Hadden-Paton (Aldous Huxley), Tony Yazbeck (Cary Grant), Michele Ragusa (Betsy Drake/Ann Clare Austin), Robert Sella (Gerald Heard), Laura Hoop (Maria Huxley), Kanisha Marie Feliciano (Ann Clare Brokaw/Judith), Nehal Joshi (Dr. Harris/Cary’s Father), Atticus Ware (Archie Leach), Emily Pynenburg (Rosalia/Sophia Loren)

53 tracks, 2 hours, 33 minutes

NFT (Except Through Me)

PM me if you’re interested in trading

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

https://flashbak.com/watching-aldous-huxley-die-1963-424492/

Laura Huxley's account to her husband's brother and his wife is transcribed below its reproduction at the link above.

..

• r/ChurchOfCharlesFort

Hi everyone!

I've added more items and lowered some prices further. A Free To Good Homes category has also been added after my wish list and before the items for sale. Special deals have been added throughout the post, and there's a Buy Two Get One Free on all powder eyeshadow singles too.

Stuff you should know if you want to buy from or swap with me:

• I'm shipping from the UK (England) and am happy to send things anywhere in the world. Your costs will start from £1 domestically and $3.50 internationally depending on the size and weight of your parcel as well as your location.

• Prices are listed in both GBP and USD for your convenience, and if you'd like help converting them or your total to other currencies just let me know.

• The minimum spend is £5/$7 before shipping.

• Payment will be taken via PayPal through Family and Friends, goods and services, or invoice, whichever you prefer. I don't mind covering the fees if you're more comfortable with one of the latter.

• Items are listed within their categories. At the end of the post you'll find Free Samples and GWPs and are very welcome to choose some to accompany your purchase.

• Items that have been paid for will be marked with a strike through. If you want something that's marked as Pending or that another person has asked about, feel free to jump in line in case it falls through! I'll always follow up to let you know either way, and I go by time stamps to keep things fair.

• Please plan to respond in a timely fashion, or give me a heads up that you'll be away from Reddit. If you don't I may move on to the next interested person.

• I've sanitised all of the used items according to the guides in the sidebar.

• I have included basic shade descriptions but encourage you to check for swatches and reviews. :)

• If you have questions or would like to see additional photos of any of the items just say the word!

. . .

WISH LIST!

. . .

I'd REALLY love to swap for these items:

• Burberry Nail Polish in Optic White - (UK only due to postal restrictions.)
• Byredo La Tulipe, Blanche EDP travel sizes, Hair Perfume, Body Lotion, basically anything in these scents
• Drunk Elephant Pekee Bar, Lala Retro Whipped Cream, Protini Polypeptide Cream, C-Firma Day Serum, C-Tango Multivitam

Hi everyone!

I've added more items and lowered some prices further. A Free To Good Homes category has also been added after my wish list and before the items for sale. Special deals have been added throughout the post, and there's a Buy Two Get One Free on all powder eyeshadow singles too.

Stuff you should know if you want to buy from or swap with me:

• I'm shipping from the UK (England) and am happy to send things anywhere in the world. Your costs will start from £1 domestically and $3.50 internationally depending on the size and weight of your parcel as well as your location.

• Prices are listed in both GBP and USD for your convenience, and if you'd like help converting them or your total to other currencies just let me know.

• The minimum spend is £5/$7 before shipping.

• Payment will be taken via PayPal through Family and Friends, goods and services, or invoice, whichever you prefer. I don't mind covering the fees if you're more comfortable with one of the latter.

• Items are listed within their categories. At the end of the post you'll find Free Samples and GWPs and are very welcome to choose some to accompany your purchase.

• Items that have been paid for will be marked with a strike through. If you want something that's marked as Pending or that another person has asked about, feel free to jump in line in case it falls through! I'll always follow up to let you know either way, and I go by time stamps to keep things fair.

• Please plan to respond in a timely fashion, or give me a heads up that you'll be away from Reddit. If you don't I may move on to the next interested person.

• I've sanitised all of the used items according to the guides in the sidebar.

• I have included basic shade descriptions but encourage you to check for swatches and reviews. :)

• If you have questions or would like to see additional photos of any of the items just say the word!

. . .

WISH LIST!

. . .

I'd REALLY love to swap for these items:

• Burberry Nail Polish in Optic White - (UK only due to postal restrictions.)
• Byredo La Tulipe, Blanche EDP travel sizes, Hair Perfume, Body Lotion, basically anything in these scents
• Drunk Elephant - (Try me with anything except for the jelly cleanser!)
• Verb - *(Try me with hair stuff from

Hi everyone!

I've added more items and lowered some prices further. A Free To Good Homes category has also been added after my wish list and before the items for sale. Special deals have been added throughout the post, and there's a Buy Two Get One Free on all powder eyeshadow singles too.

Stuff you should know if you want to buy from or swap with me:

• I'm shipping from the UK (England) and am happy to send things anywhere in the world. Your costs will start from £1 domestically and $3.50 internationally depending on the size and weight of your parcel as well as your location.

• Prices are listed in both GBP and USD for your convenience, and if you'd like help converting them or your total to other currencies just let me know.

• The minimum spend is £5/$7 before shipping.

• Payment will be taken via PayPal through Family and Friends, goods and services, or invoice, whichever you prefer. I don't mind covering the fees if you're more comfortable with one of the latter.

• Items are listed within their categories. At the end of the post you'll find Free Samples and GWPs and are very welcome to choose some to accompany your purchase.

• Items that have been paid for will be marked with a strike through. If you want something that's marked as Pending or that another person has asked about, feel free to jump in line in case it falls through! I'll always follow up to let you know either way, and I go by time stamps to keep things fair.

• Please plan to respond in a timely fashion, or give me a heads up that you'll be away from Reddit. If you don't I may move on to the next interested person.

• I've sanitised all of the used items according to the guides in the sidebar.

• I have included basic shade descriptions but encourage you to check for swatches and reviews. :)

• If you have questions or would like to see additional photos of any of the items just say the word!

. . .

WISH LIST!

. . .

I'd REALLY love to swap for these items:

• Burberry Nail Polish in Optic White - (UK only due to postal restrictions.)
• Byredo Blanche EDP
• Chanel Les Beiges Healthy Glow Tinted Lip Balm in Light
• Drunk Elephant - *(Try me with anything except for the jelly cleanser! I'm especially looking for the TLC Sukari Babyfacial, two Bar Dishe

Hi everyone!

Stuff you should know if you want to buy from or swap with me:

• I'm shipping from the UK (England) and am happy to send things anywhere in the world. Your costs will start from £1 domestically and $3.50 internationally depending on the size and weight of your parcel as well as your location. These options will be accompanied by a proof of postage certificate upon shipping but if you'd like to add tracking please let me know because those mailing options cost more.

• Prices are listed in both GBP and USD for your convenience, and if you'd like help converting them or your total to other currencies just let me know.

• The minimum spend is £5/$7 before shipping.

• Payment will be taken via PayPal through Family and Friends, goods and services, or invoice, whichever you prefer. I don't mind covering the fees if you're more comfortable with one of the latter.

• Items are listed within their categories. At the end of the post you'll find Free Samples and are very welcome to choose some to accompany your purchase.

• Items that have been paid for will be marked with a strike through. If you want something that's marked as Pending or that another person has asked about, feel free to jump in line in case it falls through! I'll always follow up to let you know either way, and I go by time stamps to keep things fair.

• Please plan to respond in a timely fashion, or give me a heads up that you'll be away from Reddit. If you don't I may move on to the next interested person.

• I've sanitised all of the used items according to the guides in the sidebar.

• I have included basic shade descriptions but encourage you to check for swatches and reviews. :)

• If you have questions or would like to see additional photos of any of the items just say the word!

. . .

WISH LIST!

. . .

I'd REALLY love to swap for these items:

• Burberry Nail Polish in Optic White - (UK only due to postal restrictions.)
• Byredo Blanche EDP
• Chanel Les Beiges Healthy Glow Tinted Lip Balm in Light
• Chanel Le Volume Revolution de Chanel Mascara in Noir - (BN unopened mini, please!)
• Drunk Elephant - *(Try me with anything except for the jelly cleanser! I'm especially looking for the TLC Sukari Babyfacial, two Bar Dishes for the full size facial clea