If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superj89
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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If you boil a clown…

… is it considered laughing stock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlGeee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Once I found a funny bone

I boiled it. It made a laughing stock. It was humerus like the bone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-gutter-of-man
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Where do you go to invest in giggles, chuckles and guffaws?

The laughing stock exchange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If a comedian gets boiled for the cannibalistic tribe's dinner...

Does that mean he became a laughing stock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What happens when you make a soup out of your funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

Now that's humourous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I created a company called Hippy Art

Unfortunately, when we went public we quickly became the laughing stock of the NYSE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandolinMusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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The company's performance was so abysmal that it quickly became the joke of Wall Street.

They called it a laughingstock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Can someone check my pun about investing?

Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.

Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpycow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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What do you call humorous inventory?

A Laughing Stock

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We were making home made soup the other night...

And I snuck into the kitchen to take this picture for the sole purpose of taking it back to my girlfriend to say with an exasperated sigh, "Ugh, would you just look at this stock photo..."

She hated me for the rest of the night as I sat there giggling like a madman, way too pleased that she didn't figure it out before I showed it to her. When I told my dad, it entirely derailed his train of thought as he started laughing.

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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

...that's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

That’s humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositivityPhD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How do you make a laughing stock?

Just boil a funny bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2723brad2723
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_with_Becca
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus .

That's humerus .

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDADDYTHRASHERX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It turns into a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I was making chicken broth, but I used the chicken’s funny bone

You could say I made a laughing stock

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What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?

Their laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omj_in_his_jalopy
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If you boil a funny bone what does it become?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishbastard87
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I boiled a funny bone once.

It turned into a laughing stock.

That's a humerus joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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If you boil a funny bone....

It becomes a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_kristian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingbrannyh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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That's Humerus!

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckheavy1
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What do you get when a boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountZachkula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnitOneSipTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock. Come on, that is humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgudnas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

You get a laughing stock! #Now that’s humerus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Funny bones

When you boil your funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. Wasn’t that humorous?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFrickQueen
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If you boil a funny bone ...

... does it become a laughing stock?

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I boiled a funny bone once.

It turned into a laughing stock, that’s a humerus joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42iseverywhere42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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When you boil a funny bone...

...it becomes a laughing stock!

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I tried to boil a funny bone...

It became a laughing stock.

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