24 Hilarious Lama Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

Can you make me one with everything?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/kb2m9o/most_successful_joke_ever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/ug61dec

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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The Dalai Lama hands over a $10 bill, and asks for his change.

The man behind the counter says, "No, change must come from within".

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👤︎ u/MohanBhargava

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Dalai Lama’s YOLO:

You only leave wants.

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👤︎ u/jimgolgari

📅︎ Aug 03 2020

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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best Dalai Lama dad joke v.redd.it/l049s7ei0qa31

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)

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👤︎ u/Theanthonybrooks

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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«Dad do you ever think the dalai lama has problems?»

«Yes son then he gets a Dalailemma.»

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👤︎ u/small-dicky

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Why does the Dalai Lama enjoy Vegas so much?

Because he loves Tibet!

I was sitting in traffic earlier and had my window cracked and a guy pulled up beside me and yelled “hey!” So I rolled my window down thinking he needed directions or something and then he hit me with this joke. Best joke I ever heard and exactly what I needed in the moment, couldn’t stop laughing and smiling the whole way home.

With that I decided to share this moment of enlightenment with you all.

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👤︎ u/HandsomestPenis

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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My 6 year old pulled this one on me. “What do fancy lamas get driven around in?”

Lamasines.

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👤︎ u/rjs77

📅︎ Dec 20 2017

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The Dalai Lama went into a sandwich shop

He asked the cashier, "Make me one with everything."

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA

📅︎ Mar 01 2018

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What does the Dalia Lama say when he's asked to leave?

Namaste

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👤︎ u/dont_look_up

📅︎ Aug 12 2017

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Why can't Dalai Lama receive any documents by email?

Because you can't send Dalai Lama an email with attachments

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👤︎ u/arbitrabbit

📅︎ Jul 19 2017

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The Dalai Lama visited New York.

He decided to get a hot dog, asking,

"Make me one with everything."

(EDIT: Yes, I know it's old, there's a reason why I'm putting it here. You just have to imagine a nuclear family of four laughing at this except for the confused mother.)

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👤︎ u/riningear

📅︎ Oct 13 2013

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Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

Says, “can you make me one with everything?”

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👤︎ u/Evanthekid16

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/Dutchburrito

📅︎ Jun 14 2020

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How does the Dali Lama order pizza?

One with everything.

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👤︎ u/Lepmur_Nikserof

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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I saw the Dalai Lama working on a hot dog stand

I asked him to make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/Anassis

📅︎ Aug 22 2019

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What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into the pizza place?

"make me one with everything."

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👤︎ u/TheEggman1800

📅︎ Aug 18 2018

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So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

He asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

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👤︎ u/RealMangonut

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop..

and says “can you make me one with everything?”

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👤︎ u/kimducidni

📅︎ Jul 01 2018

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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

“Make me one with everything.”

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👤︎ u/pirate_12

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=82&v=xlIrI80og8c

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👤︎ u/Ce1ska

📅︎ Sep 30 2015

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