A painter asks around the shop if anyone has seen his can of lacquer.

After no one knows where it is, the painter shrugs and says "huh, it must have varnished."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morscordis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What’s a pirates favourite type of paint?

Davey Jones lacquer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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How do you greet a painted, Asian styled statuette of a sea monster?

"What's crackalackin', you lacquered Kraken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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