A list of puns related to "Kringle"
Santa Cruz.
SantaTiser
... North Polish.
Santa-Izer!
With a crisp single.
Santaflage
Crisp Kringle.
What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
Krisp Kringle
I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
What do you call a Santa Claus who's been fried?
Krispy Kringle
Crisp kringle
a Crisped Kringle.
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