How did Kris Kringle get to California for his Vacation?

Santa Cruz.

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What does Kris Kringle use to stay germ free?

SantaTiser

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I hear Kris Kringle isn't German; he's Polish!

... North Polish.

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How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?

Santa-Izer!

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How do you make Chris Kringle Strip?

With a crisp single.

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What Does Kris Kringle Wear Hunting?

Santaflage

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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit ?

Crisp Kringle.

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Here’s a holiday-themed dad joke my own dad told me

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

Krisp Kringle

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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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The twelve days of Jokemas, day eight

What do you call a Santa Claus who's been fried?

Krispy Kringle

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My name is Chris. And no one outpuns my own name on Christmas. imgur.com/VYrOC2C
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What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

Crisp kringle

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What do you get when you deep fry Santa?

a Crisped Kringle.

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