Kitchenware Puns

A list of puns related to "Kitchenware"

I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.

It was a pans labyrinth.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?

A skillet-ton

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👤︎ u/WhatWouldBenLinusDo
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.

I just don't see it panning out.

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👤︎ u/Chdbrn
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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I was in a shop talking to an assistant. I said, "I want some stuff for my kitchen, you know..."

"Kitchenware?" she asked.

I said, "In my house, of course."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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