I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...

... but it turns out that was a dead herring.

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👤︎ u/Jeckari
📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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Me: what is a kipper? Dad: It's a Jewish Holiday

Dad: Yum Kipper!

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👤︎ u/Djandyt
📅︎ Apr 25 2016
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Birmingham (UK) man loses job after 45 years at company

A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.

He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.

He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"

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📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.

Well, finders kippers.

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👤︎ u/Wilackan
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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