not sure if this belongs here, mβ€˜kay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skizzoat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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O..kay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fl4v33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Saw that Justin Timberlake owns a Kay’s Jewelers store as a backup.

You know, Justin Kay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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KAY...SO...I Want to tell you..

Queso? That's cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valharik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Not mine. So should be here /r/Jokes/comments/j2vfxl/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcbknght
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The Turings

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.

β€œβ€˜Kay, so...” the waiter started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.

They are named Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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My cousin Elle got married to Menno Peters; so now I call them the alphabet couple...

... Elle & Menno P. ... If they ever have kids, I'm lobbying hard for Jake and Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I just dad joked my dad, and I'm proud of it.

I went to the grocery store, and the change was $5.02, so on my ride home, I perfected the ultimate plan for a dad who loves dad jokes...

Me: Oh, here's the change *hands 5.00 bill*

Dad: You can set the groceries on the counter

Me: Oh by the way, do you want my two cents on the groceries?

Dad: *confused look* o...kay?

Me: *hands receipt and two pennies*

It took a minute for him to realize but everyone got a good laugh out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuresofzarek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Organ donors deliver.

Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Get the F off my lawn. gfycat.com/AstonishingSpa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farcicer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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A tree surgeon’s girlfriend broke up with him.

He pined fir her fir months.

Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.

(Sorry, this joke wasn’t great... just oak-kay.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?

He had little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henzhou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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My buddy’s bragging to everyone about how he learned the Spanish word for cheese.

Every time I hear him, all I can think is β€œkay, so?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!

Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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The first time they ever met, my dad blindsided my mom with this prophetic alphabet dad joke.

So my dad's name is Jay and my mom's name is Kay. The first time they were introduced, it was obvious their names were destined for dad joke immortality:

Mom's friend: Jay, this is my friend Kay! I thought you two should meet!

Mom: Hi.

Dad: Ya know, if we get married and have kids... we could name them Ellie, Emmie, and Opie. We could eat alphabet cereal for breakfast and alphabet soup for dinner! :) ;)

Mom: ..... uh..

30 years later and they did get married, and did get their "Emmie"! (my sister's name is Emily)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egdirdle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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I was helping my niece with her math homework

Me: "Kay, could you do me a solid and get me some water?"

Her: "No"

Me: "Why??"

Her: "Cause waters a liquid."

Me: "I...just get me some water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagdix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Got my wife at the mall

And she was a real bargain!

But seriously folks. My wife and I were walking at a mall, around closing time for most stores. She noticed and commented that there was a Kay Jewellers, but being that they were closed, those security wall things were down. I said it was more like a Cage Jewellers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStupidVegNoob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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Just pulled this one on my family

Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.

Wife: oh-kay....?

Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.

Wife: (blank stare)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonhocket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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The instructor of an IT course I took at a private college told this one.

"What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese!"

This elicited a few chuckles.

"Kay...So..."

I realised I was the only one who laughed at this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicBandAid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My friend Jay had twins recently, and he wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My friend Jay recently had twins, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend Jay just had twins and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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My friend Jay just had twins, and wants to name them after him.

So I suggested Kay and Elle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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