You can never trust kiddy pools

They’re very shallow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjora
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Kiddy Dong Racing is the perfect example of a Spoonerism

Spoonerism: a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moshiie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?

Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonapt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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As a kid, whenever my friends rotary phone rang...

...his dad jumped up into a boxing stance and said, "what round is it". For you kiddies, rotary phones sounded like a bell ringing.

Backstory, he often reminded us we were talking to the 1940 something pacific fleet middle lightweight champ.

He was a great guy and I miss him.

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