Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
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👤︎ u/Revoltechs
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 1000 kg

El-ton John

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👤︎ u/Eymr
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?

With shear determination

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We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds

But they were very cagey about it.

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👤︎ u/adhoc42
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Indian cops have a strong pun game..
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👤︎ u/tanuj2212
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Pretty old mass joke ngl

Why doesn't the usa change their measures from pounds to kgs?

Because it would cause mass confusion

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👤︎ u/CocozuBR
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I one brought a dead raccoon on a plane

Because they said I was entitled to 10 kgs of carrion luggage

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📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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Legally Blind Man Throws in a Dad Joke After Gaining his Sight Back (Video)

"What's it like Mark?" "Eye Opening" http://youtu.be/3BtKgD6CeA8?t=48s

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📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Friend lost some weight...

Friend: I've lost a stone (6.35 kg) and I feel great!

Her dad: I am normally sad when I lose something. What sort was it? Shiny and smooth or rough and crystaly? I can find you another one.

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What's your favorite B movie?

For me, it's this one.

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