Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 1000 kg
El-ton John
How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?
With shear determination
We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds
But they were very cagey about it.
Pretty old mass joke ngl
Why doesn't the usa change their measures from pounds to kgs?
Because it would cause mass confusion
I one brought a dead raccoon on a plane
Because they said I was entitled to 10 kgs of carrion luggage
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
Legally Blind Man Throws in a Dad Joke After Gaining his Sight Back (Video)
"What's it like Mark?" "Eye Opening" http://youtu.be/3BtKgD6CeA8?t=48s
Friend lost some weight...
Friend: I've lost a stone (6.35 kg) and I feel great!
Her dad: I am normally sad when I lose something. What sort was it? Shiny and smooth or rough and crystaly? I can find you another one.
What's your favorite B movie?
For me, it's this one.
