Junk (ship) Puns

A list of puns related to "Junk (ship)"

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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👤︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

“It’s junk”

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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