What do you call a hard of hearing jungle cat?
A deaf leopard
If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.
Why shouldn't you trust the offspring of the king of the jungle and the fastest cat on earth?
Because they're lion cheetahs.
Which jungle cat has the best teeth?
The Fl-ocelot!
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
There’s too many cheetahs.
Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
