A list of puns related to "Jonny"
He is a cereal drapist.
(credit to my actual dad for this joke)
I paused for a second while I thought and said, βItβs you. I can tell by the voice.β
In all fairness, he did invent the eye-phone with Jonny Eyeves.
And face-time.
Me: Tessa you're so pretty
Her: Uncle jonny, I'm not pretty. I'm tessa.
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