What is the horse's name in the song "Jingle Bells"

Bob...bells on "Bob's" tail ring

Credit: heard it the other day and made me laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suchaweirdshow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him β€œThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining β€œjingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. β€œRudolph” β€œFrosty the Snowman” β€œDrummer Boy” even β€œI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. β€œ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. β€œNO honey it really works watch!” β€œIm going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. β€œWAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out β€œCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Before they started using metal to help make bells ring, I bet they were using rocks.

It was called the Jingle Bell Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Returningdarkness
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Warning: musical pun

This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penislandbic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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I realised I'm a dad joker when I let this one out

Unpacking groceries into the fridge, the fridge starts with it's alarm that the door has been open for too long (jingle bells)

Me: I wish the fridge would shut the hell up! Step daughter: it's a smart fridge Me: well if it's so damn smart, why the hell is it playing Christmas carols in May.

Groans where heard throughout the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teraferma
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2014
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I carry a stone with me to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving.

It is my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I always carry a stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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