What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?
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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
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Why can't jedi use the Kelvin scale?
Because only a sith deals in absolutes
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Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
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Did you hear about the uncaring ,cyclopian Jedi Master?
He didnβt give one iota.
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How did Vader feel before he took his jedi test?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
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How does a jedi know what he is getting for his birthday?
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When Jedi go to churchβ¦
Do they sit in pew pew pews?
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Why is a Jedi not so good with email?
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
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[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
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What do you call a nervous Jedi?
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What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
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Where do Jedi go to get inked?
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How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.
They swing with alot of Force.
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What do you call a Jedi horse?
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What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?
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Why is there no Jedi Navy?
Sailing is a path to the dockside
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What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?
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Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
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What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?
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Why did the Jedi get injured while running?
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Why are Jedi such good bakers?
Where there's a whill, there's a whey.
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Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?
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A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
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How many Jedis does it take to change a lightbulb ?
One. Ani Skywalker will do!
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What do you say to a jedi who you do a favour for?
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Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
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︎ May 08 2020
Jedi's make lousy spouses
They always threaten to use divorce.
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Why did the Jedi cross the road?
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︎ May 23 2020
What language does an Iranian Jedi speak?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
How do Jediβs sing?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What kind of car do Jedi drive?
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Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?
Yes, itβs parkour the force.
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How did the Jedi fix his computer?
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Why did the Jedi browser fail?
I couldn't handle attachments.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
How much Italian desert can a Jedi have?
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How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?
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Why canβt you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
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Why can't you email a document to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
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Why did the Angry Jedi cross the road?
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