What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?

Jediiii

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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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Why can't jedi use the Kelvin scale?

Because only a sith deals in absolutes

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Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Did you hear about the uncaring ,cyclopian Jedi Master?

He didn’t give one iota.

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How did Vader feel before he took his jedi test?

He was panakin

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Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?

It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."

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How does a jedi know what he is getting for his birthday?

He feels the presence.

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When Jedi go to church…

Do they sit in pew pew pews?

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Why is a Jedi not so good with email?

Because a Jedi should not form attachments....

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[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?

Panakin Skywalker.

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What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panickin' Skywalker

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What is a Jedi's favorite card game?

Qui-Gon Jinn

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.

They swing with alot of Force.

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What do you call a Jedi horse?

Unbridled force.

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What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?

Nairobi-Wan Kenobi

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Why is there no Jedi Navy?

Sailing is a path to the dockside

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What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?

A restless Knight.

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Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?

Panikin Skywalker

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What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?

Use the forks, Luke.

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Why did the Jedi get injured while running?

Luke warmed up.

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Why are Jedi such good bakers?

Where there's a whill, there's a whey.

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Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?

Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.

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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?

A toy Yoda

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A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"

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How many Jedis does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One. Ani Skywalker will do!

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What do you say to a jedi who you do a favour for?

You Owe Me One, Kenobi

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Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFw…
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Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?

Look... Skywalker!

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Jedi's make lousy spouses

They always threaten to use divorce.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

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What language does an Iranian Jedi speak?

Forci

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How do Jedi’s sing?

By yoda-ling

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What kind of car do Jedi drive?

2002 Buick LeSabre

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Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?

Yes, it’s parkour the force.

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How did the Jedi fix his computer?

He force quit it

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Why did the Jedi browser fail?

I couldn't handle attachments.

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How much Italian desert can a Jedi have?

Only one cannoli!

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How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?

He felt his presents

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Why can’t you email a photo to a jedi

because attachments are forbidden

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Why can't you email a document to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the Angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

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