James Watt Puns

A list of puns related to "James Watt"

What did the epitaph read on James Watt's grave?

You will be mist.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DavidJM_Arts
šŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Cannibal dad jokes his wife

It was James the Cannibal's turn to cook dinner. His wife asked, "James, what's for dinner?" To which he replied, "Really? -the- James Watt?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
šŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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My son hates me.

Son: Hey dad do you know what?

Me: Why yes, Dr Watt, Dr James Watt, He invented the lightbulb, as a matter of fact it was a 60 watt.

Son: Groans and walks away

I have been doing this for years I don't know where I got it from.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/intheknow604
šŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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