Watt is the unit of power?
And children that is how Watt was invented
If you attached a small engine to your ear...
...it makes you an engineear.
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Classic French Engineering
After seeing Watt leaving the Texans
The team’s power ranking will only get lower.
Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
It's an engineering dysfunction.
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
I hate charging batteries.
How does a train eat it's dinner?
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
You might not think engineers are brave...
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
Why wouldn’t the steam engine run?
It was having selfish steam issues.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
Why do they call the Engineer living at 4th Lane "Robert"?
Because his name was "Robert"
What do search engines say when they're happy ?
What's the stickiest search engine
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
I think joule really likes this joke
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured
They have gone pear-shaped.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
An electrician came home very late when night and his wife said
"Wire you insulate"
And he replied "Watts it to you? I'm Ohm ain't I?"
This is the first Dad joke I remember hearing, and it came from my older brother.
(We're not grading for quality here, right?)
Does a train have teeth?
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
What do you get if you combine t.j j.j and derek watt
Engineers don't make mistakes...
There are 10 types of engineering students
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
It must be really easy being a train engineer
All you have to do is stay on track
What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
What do mechanical engineers gift their loved ones?
Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
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