A list of puns related to "Jackson's"
You don't stop till you get enough
I told him to beat it
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
He beats them
Moon Wok!
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
He's bad
He/Hee
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
Little Deb Hee! Hee!
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
It was a Thriller
Jamon!
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
They both go βheheβ
I told her to beat it.
Just bleat it.
Little Deb-hee hee.
Ahi!
a son of a beach
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).β
Ghee-hee
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
He used HeHelium
Motherfucker
She says I am the Juan.
Billy Jeans!
Billy jeans hee hee
I said, βno, Iβm Micheal Jack sonβ
βSecurity, Blanket. β
He brings snacks on a plane.
She-moan-a
Two out of three ain't Bad
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
He/He
Billie Jeans
My pronouns are He/Hee.
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