The problem with Michael Jackson puns is

You don't stop till you get enough

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Some guy said Micheal Jackson was overrated

I told him to beat it

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?

Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
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Michael Jackson's favorite tank

"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"

"The Chi-HE-HEE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusofbullets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?

He beats them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
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How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?

Moon Wok!

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Spaniel L Jackson.
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop

A Shamonarch, if you will.

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What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?

Nachos!

(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.

He's bad

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?

He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy

I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litty_kitty73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?

Little Deb Hee! Hee!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.

Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aniketraghav7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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i saw Michael Jackson's performed once

It was a Thriller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?

Jamon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0undJunk1e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My personal pronouns are He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoitsdavid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?

They both go β€œhehe”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didn’t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.

I told her to beat it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT

Just bleat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ternminator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?

Ahi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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what is another name for Percy Jackson?

a son of a beach

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There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.

Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.

The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"

Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)

The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.

"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter

Ghee-hee

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.

Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"

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How come Michael Jackson sings so high?

He used HeHelium

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?

Motherfucker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.

She says I am the Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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[OC] Credit for the joke goes to my friend, Tom Jackson.
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Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?

Billy jeans hee hee

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I was in a lucid dream yesterday. I told my mom after that I turned into Micheal Jackson. She said, β€œare you high, son?”

I said, β€œno, I’m Micheal Jack son”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard.

β€œSecurity, Blanket. β€œ

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?

He brings snacks on a plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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The only way to understand these is if you had read the Percy Jackson books
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
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Could say it’s a huge Micheal Jackson fan.
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How did Michael Jackson know when his girlfriend was having a good time during sex?

She-moan-a

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I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.

Two out of three ain't Bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My preferred pronouns are He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous-Ballon
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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/He

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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CDlele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.

My pronouns are He/Hee.

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