21 Hilarious Jackie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

TIL that Jackie Onassis Kennedy has a famous sister. She is practically a household name.

May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.

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👤︎ u/Pnaeacks

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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What Is Jackie Chan's Favourite Drink

WATAAAARRR

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👤︎ u/Pipboy3009

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.

She just doesn’t have the balls anymore

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👤︎ u/ohsopoor

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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Why can't Jackie Chan do stunts in the winter?

He always gets kung flu.

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👤︎ u/JoshP99

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist- you should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan

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👤︎ u/DecentPlastic

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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What is Jackie Chan's favorite car?

A KIIIAAA!!!

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👤︎ u/ltearth

📅︎ Apr 13 2018

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Where does Jackie Chan stay when he travels?

HYATT place

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👤︎ u/heylook_itsnick

📅︎ Dec 12 2017

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From Jackie Chan's facebook page

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👤︎ u/TotallyNotCastro

📅︎ Feb 04 2014

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What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?

Crème Brucelee.

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👤︎ u/jaZoo

📅︎ Nov 08 2016

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So here's my impression of Robert DeNiro, Jackie Chan, and President Bush walking into a restaurant.

"Table for 3."

My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.

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👤︎ u/HobbitSauce

📅︎ Dec 22 2014

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Jackie Robinson Day

Sister: All the baseball players are wearing 42

Me: It's Jackie Robinson day

Dad: That's why we are watching the game in color.

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👤︎ u/joejoecircus

📅︎ Apr 16 2016

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Jackie's leaving for college and dad wants to have a toast!

"Let's crack open a bottle of champagne and have a toast! ...oh we don't have any? Pull out the toaster and we'll have a toast!"

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👤︎ u/itsmrgomez

📅︎ Jan 10 2014

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I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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👤︎ u/shua_mc

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.

“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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👤︎ u/nap_needed

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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Why did the snail paint a big red S on the side of his race car?

Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".

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👤︎ u/lisajean1234

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Billy: A fireman!

Suzie: An accountant!

Jackie: A prostitute!

Nun: WHAT?

Jackie: A prostitute.

Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel

📅︎ May 26 2020

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My friend is a fan of the band "Brand New"

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👤︎ u/jvangoor

📅︎ Nov 15 2013

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Dad joked about my girlfriend's name.

"So what's Jackie's (girlfriend) last name?"

"Dinh."

"...it's not Chan?"

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👤︎ u/Nyphur

📅︎ Jul 04 2014

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Sister channelled some dad humor yesterday.

My sister is getting her wisdom teeth out today, and so last night I was trying to encourage her to not worry. As anyone else who has gotten wisdom teeth out likely knows, it's tough to eat solid food for a few days, so to make her feel better:

Me: Look on the bright side! You get to lose a few pounds!
Her: You're right! These teeth weigh 2 or 3 pounds each!

Thanks Jackie.

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👤︎ u/matt7259

📅︎ Jan 13 2014

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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist

You should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan

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👤︎ u/DecentPlastic

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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