TIL that Jackie Onassis Kennedy has a famous sister. She is practically a household name.

May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.

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What Is Jackie Chan's Favourite Drink

WATAAAARRR

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Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.

She just doesn’t have the balls anymore

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Why can't Jackie Chan do stunts in the winter?

He always gets kung flu.

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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist- you should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan
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What is Jackie Chan's favorite car?

A KIIIAAA!!!

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Where does Jackie Chan stay when he travels?

HYATT place

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From Jackie Chan's facebook page
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What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?

Crème Brucelee.

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So here's my impression of Robert DeNiro, Jackie Chan, and President Bush walking into a restaurant.

"Table for 3."

My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.

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Jackie Robinson Day

Sister: All the baseball players are wearing 42

Me: It's Jackie Robinson day

Dad: That's why we are watching the game in color.

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Jackie's leaving for college and dad wants to have a toast!

"Let's crack open a bottle of champagne and have a toast! ...oh we don't have any? Pull out the toaster and we'll have a toast!"

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I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

β€œIt’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.

β€œJust call me Hoff”, he replied.

β€œSure”, said the bartender, β€œno hassle”.

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My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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Why did the snail paint a big red S on the side of his race car?

Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".

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Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Billy: A fireman!

Suzie: An accountant!

Jackie: A prostitute!

Nun: WHAT?

Jackie: A prostitute.

Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.

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My friend is a fan of the band "Brand New"
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Dad joked about my girlfriend's name.

"So what's Jackie's (girlfriend) last name?"

"Dinh."

"...it's not Chan?"

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Sister channelled some dad humor yesterday.

My sister is getting her wisdom teeth out today, and so last night I was trying to encourage her to not worry. As anyone else who has gotten wisdom teeth out likely knows, it's tough to eat solid food for a few days, so to make her feel better:

Me: Look on the bright side! You get to lose a few pounds!
Her: You're right! These teeth weigh 2 or 3 pounds each!

Thanks Jackie.

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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist

You should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan

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