Itโs gave me thesaurus throat Iโve ever had.
May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.
WATAAAARRR
โItโs a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoffโ, said the bartender.
โJust call me Hoffโ, he replied.
โSureโ, said the bartender, โno hassleโ.
She just doesnโt have the balls anymore
He always gets kung flu.
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
A KIIIAAA!!!
Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".
HYATT place
Crรจme Brucelee.
"Table for 3."
My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.
Sister: All the baseball players are wearing 42
Me: It's Jackie Robinson day
Dad: That's why we are watching the game in color.
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
"Let's crack open a bottle of champagne and have a toast! ...oh we don't have any? Pull out the toaster and we'll have a toast!"
My sister is getting her wisdom teeth out today, and so last night I was trying to encourage her to not worry. As anyone else who has gotten wisdom teeth out likely knows, it's tough to eat solid food for a few days, so to make her feel better:
Me: Look on the bright side! You get to lose a few pounds!
Her: You're right! These teeth weigh 2 or 3 pounds each!
Thanks Jackie.
You should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan
