Jacky Wu Puns

https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/lifestyle-culture/article/3044362/godfrey-gao-death-when-chinas-obsession-korean-reality

This took me a MINUTE! But I'm bored with covid and was wondering who the oldest and youngest housewives were. The only birthday that I could not find at all was Sarah the bow-eater from RHOC :( Enjoy!!

1. Kim Granatell (September 12, 1950) (71)
2. Jeana Keough (September 18, 1955) (66)
3. Lea Black (April 23, 1956) (65)
4. Lynne Curtin (October 26, 1956) (65)
5. Ramona Singer (November 18, 1956) (65)
6. Faye Resnick (July 3, 1957) (64)
7. Lynda Erkiletian (September 17, 1957) (64)
8. Kathy Hilton (March 13, 1959) (62)
9. Eileen Davidson (June 15, 1959) (62)
10. Quinn Fry (October 29, 1959) (62)
11. Lisa Vanderpump (September 15, 1960) (61)
12. Lauri Peterson (October 28, 1960) (61)
13. Kim DePaola (April 22, 1961) (60)
14. Caroline Manzo (August 23, 1961) (60)
15. Adrienne Maloof (September 4, 1961) (60)
16. Vicki Gunvalson (March 27, 1962) (59)
17. Danielle Staub (July 29, 1962) (59)
18. Karen Huger (May 3, 1963) (58)
19. Elyse Slaine (June 29, 1963) (58)
20. Lisa Rinna (July 11, 1963) (58)
21. Tammy Knickerbocker (July 17, 1963) (58)
22. Carole Radziwill (August 20, 1963) (58)
23. Sonja Morgan (November 25, 1963) (58)
24. Jill Zarin (November 30, 1963) (58)
25. Yolanda Hadid (January 11, 1964) (57)
26. Shannon Storms Beador (March 24, 1964) (57)
27. Kim Richards (September 19, 1964) (57)
28. Cindy Barshop (October 11, 1964) (57)
29. Kathryn Edwards (October 16, 1964) (57)
30. Dorinda Medley (December 13, 1964) (57)
31. LuAnn DeLesseps (May 17, 1965) (56)
32. Charrisse Jackson Jordan (July 16, 1965) (56)
33. Michaele Salahi (October 1, 1965) (56)
34. Kathy Wakile (October 4, 1965) (56)
35. Ana Quincoces (November 10, 1965) (56)
36. Adriana de Moura (November 26, 1965) (56)
37. Barbara Kavovit (January 4, 1966) (55)
38. Garcelle Beauvais (November 24, 1966) (55)
39. Marysol Patton (May 9, 1967) (54)
40. Kimberly Bryant (January 14, 1967) (54)
41. Cynthia Bailey (February 19, 1967) (54)
42. Margaret Josephs (April 9, 1967) (54)
43. Alexia Echevarria (May 3, 1967) (54)
44. Siggy Flicker (June 1, 1967) (54)
45. Leeanne Locken (June 7, 1967) (54)
46. Stacie Scott Turner (July 16, 1967) (54)
47. Tamra Judge (September 2, 1967) (54)
48. Sheree Zampino (November 16, 1967) (54)
49. Nene Leakes (December 13, 1967) (54)
50. Kelly Bensimon (May 1, 1968) (53)
51. Rosie Pierri (June 12, 1968) (53)
52. Camille Grammer (September 2, 1968) (53)
53. Jennifer Gilbert (December 24, 1968) (53)
54. Heather Dubrow (January 5, 1969) (52)
55. Kyle Richards (January 11, 1969) (5

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Update coming in shortly! Here are the patch notes!

New Brawlers

Grom - Epic Brawler

Grom is a security guard in Starr Park who is best friends with his walkie-talkie! His biggest fears are kids and their ability to destroy stuff.

• Main attack - Bud Go Boom!
  • Grom hurls Bud, his exploding walkie-talkie! The blast moves in the shape of a cross and deals damage to any enemy in its path
• Super - Grom Bomb
  • Grom launches a massive bomb with Bud’s help. It has the same pattern as his main attack, but it’s longer, knocks back enemies, and destroys walls
• Gadget - Watchtower
  • Grom ejects a Watchtower from his back that gives all allies sight into bushes over a large area. It loses health over time
• Star Power - Foot Patrol
  • When Grom’s super is fully charged, he gains 15% movement speed
• Star Power - X Factor
  • The split from Grom’s main attack deals up to +30% more damage at max distance

Fang - Chromatic Brawler (Available in January)

Fang works at the local cinema in Starr Park but he’s also an aspiring actor himself … usually in low-budget martial art movies.

• Main attack - Wu-Shoe
  • Fang unleashes a swift kick! If the kick misses the target, his shoe will fly off his foot!
• Super - Sneak Ahead
  • Fang flies into a nasty kick that upon contact, can chain a further 3 consecutive kicks to nearby enemies
• Gadget - Corn-Fu
  • Fang surrounds himself with corn kernels that deal 500 damage each
• Star Power - Fresh Kicks
  • If Fang defeats an enemy with his super, it's instantly recharged
• Star Power - Divine Soles
  • Reduce 500 damage from incoming hits once every 3 seconds. Max reduction 90% of the incoming damage

New Brawl Pass and Power League Season

• Year of the Tiger

New Skins

• Classic Dynamike (FREE during the Brawlidays giveaway)
• El Corazón (Available around the Valetines Day)
• Seasonal 2021 Brawlidays Skins
  • Ho Ho Ho Bo
  • Logmas Spike
  • Sleigher Griff
  • Gift Express Jacky
• Year of the Tiger skins
  • El Tigro
  • Orochi Edgar
  • Sway Master Barley
  • Nian Nita (Power League)
  • Major Rosa (Brawl Pass tier 1)
  • Furious Fang (Brawl Pass Tier 70)
• True Silver/gold
  • Jacky
  • Lou
  • Penny
  • Rosa

New Skin group - Pirates (available in 2022)

• Corsair Colt
• Pirate Poco
• Captain Carl
• Pirate Gene

New Pins

Anima

This post is 100% facts, so if you get deeply offended then just log off lol, cyber-bullying isn’t real.

Daniel Park:

If Daniel is your favorite character, then you are probably addicted to kpop/kdramas and get way too emotionally attached to Daniel despite him being the blandest and most inconsistent protagonist. In addition to the Jiho hate comments you bust out, you also post stuff like “OMG Daniel’s fat body looks like his big body. jUsT mAKe hIm sKiNnY aLrEaDy” and “Daniel is so incorruptible, what a pure-hearted soul”. Ah yes, attacking a group of people without trying to reason with them because they are allied with a deplorable company while also conveniently leaving out the detail that this group of people rebelled against the company to save your life -> Totally incorruptible.

Vasco (Euntae Lee):

If Vasco is your favorite character, you workout every single hour to get his physique and binge watch Athlean-X, Greg Doucette, and THENX for “muscle-building tips", but then eventually just give up and resort to the One Punch Man challenge. (which you don't even follow consistently)

Zack Lee:

If Zack is your favorite character, then you are severely addicted to shonen anime. Also, you main Little Mac in smash. You keep saying shit like “WTF JUST MAKE ZACK WIN ALREADY HE HAS NEVER WON” when your dumbass clearly didn’t read the God Dog arc, where Zack beats up Scott Kwon. Whenever Zack goes blue eyes mode and sacrifices his principles to unlock an extra couple moves, you say “LETS GIVE IT UP FOR ZACK’S REDEMPTION” when it’s clearly not a redemption arc.

Jay Hong:

If Jay is your favorite character, Vanilla is your favorite ice cream flavor, you have a matching tattoo with your ex, you order Pumpkin spice at Starbucks all the time or if it's not available you don't drink coffee, and your favorite color is cardboard. Every single time a new iPhone or new MacBook comes out, you impulsively spend your money that you got from running a twitter feed for a NGO. You also fight with other Jay stans to get top comment, explaining how great Jay is even if he is not even in the chapter. You keep hoping for his backstory, but let’s be honest: it’s probably going to be as cliche as most rich family stories.

Logan Lee:

If Logan is your favorite character, you binge watch alpha m and teachingmensfashion in order to obtain tips on how to unironically become an "alpha male". You're also self-proclaimed as red-pill and MGTOW despite