I saw a magistrate reading a novel, so I grabbed it and put it over his face.
He got very angry!!!
You shouldn't cover a judge by his book.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Iβm writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. Itβs your basic βSold my sole to the devilβ novel.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Iβm reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
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︎ Jul 21 2018
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I recently read a crime novel. It was alright.
It had prose and cons
Credit
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︎ Apr 07 2016
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I was reading a novel earlier when my daughter came up to me and asked why the book was so thick.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I am currently writing an introduction to a novel about a young man trying to find his former partner.
I guess it's an ex-position.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ May 22 2020
Why is Covid19 called "Novel"?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I asked a hipster, βWhatβs your favorite Stephen King novel?β
He said, βYou probably never heard of It.β
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Cixin Liu wrote a novel about murdered astrophysicists.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I'm reading a novel about steel workers.
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︎ May 24 2019
I accidentally glued myself to a novel that I just finished writing.
Well, thats my story and Iβm sticking to it.
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︎ Apr 14 2018
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water.
It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I wrote a 1,000 page novel about a custodian.
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︎ Apr 13 2018
I just finished reading the 17th century novel by Miguel de Cervantes about an ass who works lots of extra night shifts...
It was called Donkey O.T.
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︎ Apr 20 2017
What did the author say when he finally finished the science fiction novel he had been working on for the past 5 years?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
Did you guys hear about the coronavirus movie?
There's no way it'll be as good as the novel coronavirus.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.
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︎ Apr 21 2016
There is this new book everyone seems to be freaking out about.
I think it's the novel Coranavirus?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I'm writing a fantasy novel like the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.
It's called The Similarillion.
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︎ Jun 24 2016
From the fiction novel Warbreaker
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
βOne could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,β he said. βJust because one could say it doesn't mean itβs relevant.β
She laughed. βYouβre incorrigible.β
βReally? I thought I was in TβTelir. When did we move?β
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︎ Feb 17 2015
Scared...
I found a Steven King novel written in braille.....something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Rarely-used form of news media.
News was delivered in a novel way that the Korean War was over and a border was created along the 38th parallel.
It was announced via parallelogram.
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︎ Nov 21 2017
"Save those jokes for the baby, honey..."
My wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, talking about our soon-to-be-born baby. She is telling me how much the baby is kicking. I said "The baby is kicking like a donkey - or is it a mule?" My wife agrees.
I say (completely straight-faced) "What is a mule's favorite novel?" My wife is stumped. "Donkey-jote."
She sits there for a couple of seconds, and says "Do me a favor: just save all those kinds of jokes for when the baby is born..."
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︎ Oct 08 2013
dad joked my brother
My brother was moving out of the house. Our mom had a bookshelf she was trying to give away to him. She was telling him itβd be great to put movies on, or CDβs, or figurines, etc. She listed everything but books. So, when she was done my brother said βoh yeah? What about books?β and without thinking I said βthatβs a novel ideaβ. He almost punched me in the face.
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︎ Sep 22 2014
dadjoked son this morning
Looking at a novel he's reading for school, I asked my son, "What is it about?"
"It's about a Jewish boy," he replied.
"Well I can tell that from the title."
"He's Hasidic."
"Ah... so not your basic Jew."
He groaned and grinned at the same time.
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︎ May 08 2015
Libraries
My dad and I were talking about info he needed for some woodworking project he was doing. This was in the late 90's and specific info like that still wasn't always on the internet.
"Maybe I'll just rent a book from the library."
"Dad, you don't rent books from the library, you borrow them."
"Huh... Well, maybe I'll start my own library where you rent books instead. It'd be a novel idea."
That was 15 years ago now, and I still cringe (and then smirk) when I think of it.
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︎ Feb 22 2014
Why do they call it the "novel" Coronavirus?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Mar 19 2018
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I begin to read a horror novel in braile
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I began reading a horror novel in braile
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
I'm reading a braille horror novel. Something good is about to happen.
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︎ Jan 10 2018
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water
It wasn't great, but it was at least a novel tea.
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︎ Jun 20 2017
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