A list of puns related to "Leper"
I just lost my left leg.
Edit: now my right leg.
Edit: now my left arm.
She left a lot to be desired.
You can keep the tip
I fall apart
There was a face off in the corner
but a leper never changes its tots.
(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)
At the leper colony.
A leper-con!
I witnessed an apple store robbery today, they made me an iWitness. I was already running late, after my wife took my cheese this morning. Even after I told her it was Nacho cheese. She asked what time my dentist appointment was, I told her Tooth hurt-y. But I didnβt end up going, as there was stairs I had to ascend. I donβt trust them, theyβre always up to something. Then my wife got really mad at me and said that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
I went straight to the barber for a new look. He asked me if I wanted a haircut? I said no, I want them all cut. Puzzled he would ask such a silly question, I noticed the graveyard across the street looking overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there I thought. I picked up a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down! Shear amazement a barber would have a book like this! I told the barber I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. He stopped cutting my hair when my ear fell off. He must of realised I was a leper at this point so I paid for his service and told him to keep the tip.
I received a call from my Eastern European mother in law, apparently my child was refusing to sleep during nap time. She told me heβs guilty of resisting a rest. Then she called me straight back to say there was a kidnapping. I rushed to her home to find my kid napping. I was angry by the miscommunication but that anger turned to joy when I realised it was the first day of spring. I got so excited I wet my plants. After which I realised I was late for soccer practice. Iβm not a big fan of the sport but I was doing it for the kicks. I decided not to go as I was tired from the night before where I spent the night looking for the sun. Then it dawned on me. Unusual for me, as Iβm usually a pretty good sleeper. I can do it with my eyes closed.
Their band is called Def Leper
I shouldβve known it was a Leper-con.
A Leper Con!
A leper-con.
A leper con.
Leper cons.
Girlfriend sent a text to tell me her bus was late.
GF: Jesus Christ just got out at University St.
Me: Wow! Did he heal any lepers or anything?
GF: There should have been a period after Christ.
Me: There is! It's called A.D.
Mom: Tabasco sauce is made in a place called Avery Island.
Step dad: Yeah, it was probably a leper colony.
Me: And now it's a pepper colony!
everyone booed me
They had a face off in the corner.
Keep the tip.
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