Goodwill Hunting
"Not on my watch" said the store clerk.
They never get old.
It's called Catt Bellamy and its the lead singer of the band Meows.
Jake says, “No, just a regular suit.”
I met a stranger on the tube the other day. He didn't say 'hello', as a normal person might. Instead, he said, "Remember Matt Damon".
That seems a little bit weird... but it gets weirder. The next day, I passed the same fellow on the street, while I was out walking my dog. He called out to me once again, "Remember Matt Damon".
But I finally cracked it and called the cops after the SAME guy tapped on my bedroom window, at 11.30 pm last night. He called to me, loud enough for me to clearly hear him through the glass, "Remember Matt Damon."
My conversation with the police then went like this:
Me: Officer, I think I have a stalker.
Policeman: can you tell me anything about this person?
Me: Well... uhhh... he reminds me of Matt Damon...
Daredevil dared evil!
Bob
Edited because I used the darker version by mistake
He wishes he’d never been Bourne.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
Mattadores bullfighting.
I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
He was Goodwill hunting.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.
He wasn't really aMUSEd, though
Goodwill Hunting.
Art: At least they don't leave you hanging.
"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"
People are always walking all over Matt's.
because he will always be stuck in second gear!
During the goodbyes my Dad said "We'll make sure to put out a welcome... Matt next time you come down".
After a few seconds to unravel the monstrosity that had just left my Dad's mouth, we groaned and walked away.
One down, no Sweat.
must really feel like they dodged a bullet right now
Doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come to you.
Because Lisa Kudrow.
You don't call him. You go and pick him up.
Bill
Bob.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
Phil
