It's a Bird Puns

A list of puns related to "It's a Bird"

Is it a bird? Is it a place?
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👤︎ u/Gamergod4now
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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It's a bird! It's a plane! Its literally nothing. She does this all the time v.redd.it/fur9hr6dp3n41
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👤︎ u/patriarchalrobot
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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London (and it’s surrounding counties) have a population of Wild Parakeets. The origins of these birds are completely unknown and are entirely down to speculation. The British birds are considered a hybrid population of two Asian subspecies, P.k. borealis and P.k. manillensis
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👤︎ u/TartanGiraffe
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call a bird that tends to it's lawn?

A mow-hawk

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👤︎ u/BedHeadBread
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Baby hippo gets a bit spooked when a bird tries to land on it gfycat.com/darkthornyarro…
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👤︎ u/unnaturalorder
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Today a bird flew into my window, so I went outside and kept him company while he was trying to shake off his daze. Eventually, after he snapped out of it, he flew into my lap and thanked me by letting my pet him for a few minutes, then flew off back into the sky. What a wholesome moment! v.redd.it/6ban8kgfvgv21
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👤︎ u/You_Witness
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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‘The Irishman’ Is a Netflix Hit, Even If Few Make It to the End | Only 18% of viewers made it all the way through. That’s not unusual for a Netflix feature. A similar number finished “Bird Box,” and only 11% completed “El Camino.” 13.2 million U.S. viewers according to Nielsen. archive.today/CyVny
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👤︎ u/SailingPatrickSwayze
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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[Text] “A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings. Always believe in yourself.” - Unknown
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👤︎ u/lmkagarwal
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Six crows trained to pick up cigarette ends and rubbish will be put to work next week at a French historical theme park, according to its president - Birds will be rewarded with food every time they bring a cigarette butt or other rubbish, says manager theguardian.com/world/201…
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👤︎ u/ManiaforBeatles
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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After unveiling a statue of Dominique Wilkins outside of the Hawks' arena, the Atlanta Journal Constitution sought a quote from Larry Bird about playing against Nique. His response? "I betchu it's not of him in a defensive stance"

The statue stands proudly outside State Farm Arena. It is, in fact, not of Nique playing defense.

Quote from Pacers’ president Kevin Pritchard’s appearance on the Woj Pod from this morning.

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👤︎ u/filthymeateater
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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The Black Heron, "Umbrella Bird", Using its Wings as a Shade Canopy to Fool and Trap Fish
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👤︎ u/St0pX
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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[WP] It turns out that all birds share a common language and even have an official political voting process. One day, you find an injured bird and rescue it. You don’t know it, but it’s the leader of all the birds. Strange things around you start happening...
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👤︎ u/mountainoffailure
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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A friend of mine mentioned it would be cool if blizzard added homages on maps to iconic plays like in CSGO. I tried my hand at making a concept for one representing the chandelier bastion strat from ARCHITECT during Grand Finals. (Bird nest for Ganymede and the snow globe for San Francisco)
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👤︎ u/LawnFlamingo_ow
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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A Weaver Bird building up its nest
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👤︎ u/JackHazardous
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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it's a bird, it's a plane, it's tony v.redd.it/4thw5xvf92o41
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👤︎ u/datohleong
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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What’s it called when a red belly bird goes to a cemetery?

Grave robin

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👤︎ u/Mscoobs
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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[OC] It's a Knight! It's a bird! No, it's..what is it
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👤︎ u/DanDanNoodels
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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It's a plane, it's a bird.. It's pathfinder with PK v.redd.it/522pjtvhmfk41
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👤︎ u/LifIsLitt
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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This is Handsome Dan at his reading therapy for kids. He has also visited first responders, college's during exam week and nursing homes. He has a job...just being chill. He's really good at it plus he's a trained bird dog that knows how to point and hunt. A renaissance dog.
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👤︎ u/settersrclowns
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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if 'birds of prey' opens lower than 40 million, I will film myself getting a 'Damaged' tattoo onto my forhead. I've seen the future, it opens with 42 mill.
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👤︎ u/Ta_Kolo
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I found a bird so grumpy it's cute.
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👤︎ u/dont_slap_my_mama
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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I paint watercolor portraits as a side-hustle ever since I fell off my bike and broke my collarbone. It's healed now but it made me realize I needed to have something besides my very physical job of installing billboard advertisements. My bird's name is Louise. She says hi.
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👤︎ u/thefutureeye
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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That time Conan filled his audience with kids and had birds vomit on them. I was starting to think it was just a dream I had as a kid but I finally found it. youtu.be/FUxTnjSpBg8
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👤︎ u/myburdentobear
📅︎ May 19 2018
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Birds Of Prey is set for better than expected performance in Japan. At current pace (620k at 6pm local time), it may finish FRI at #1 with ~800-900k, better than Shazam (500k), with a shot at Aquaman’s (850k). All cinemas still open with no American competition in coming weeks due to mass delays. twitter.com/Luiz_Fernando…
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👤︎ u/chanma50
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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This is lux and she is an indoor cat. Lux gets excited it every time she sees a bird outside. v.redd.it/rgdbokiqni941
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👤︎ u/Stecknight
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Mated pairs of birds may engage in a behavior called "allopreening" or mutual preening. Though this behavior helps maintain plumage, it also reinforces bonds between pairs. v.redd.it/uen7f14qjf241
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👤︎ u/aefeagles
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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46,000-year-old bird, frozen in Siberian permafrost, looks like it 'died a few days ago' livescience.com/ice-age-b…
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👤︎ u/Alaskan_Lost
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it... oh no it’s just an abomination.
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👤︎ u/TippyIsCool
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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It's not a story the birds would chirp you
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👤︎ u/Akroman01
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my divorce papers.
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👤︎ u/DespacitoC
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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is it a bird, is it a plane?!!!?
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👤︎ u/imaportugesetart
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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The man who challenged Allah and won, Abu Taher Al-Qurmoty led a raid on mecca with 700 soldiers. Killed 30k hajj old men and children got raped. He pissed on the kabaa climbed it raised his red sword of Muslims blood and said where are the flocks of birds? (I'll continue in comments)
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👤︎ u/shlumbflumb
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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A weaver bird building up its nest. gfycat.com/decisivedistan…
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👤︎ u/HaseebM1
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the League of E.V.I.L!”
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👤︎ u/Mostly_Ambiguous
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Flying CT.
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👤︎ u/Pepperinho
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane!
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👤︎ u/Avyern1
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I've been putting together a city 17 wallpaper, the birds fly across the screen and it gyroscopes, what do you think?
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👤︎ u/tuckeredout28
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I've never seen a poodle in this game. And wouldn't it be bad ass to take ur dog out of camp and hunt birds or deer, Turkey etc.
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👤︎ u/devonworks
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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I made a GIF of (real) Ikea Bird! Not very smooth, kinda wonka chonk, but I hope it gets noticed uwu.
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👤︎ u/GladnessArtist
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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[Pincus] If the Lakers were to re-sign Cousins this summer on a one-year deal, they would have early Bird rights in 2021. It sounds counter-intuitive but accurate... twitter.com/EricPincus/st…
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👤︎ u/Zodraz
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Think this belongs here , outside clients garage it’s a bird box 👍🏻
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👤︎ u/lcbaron1985
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Brad Stevens, whose team is stuck in a hectic stretch of games, on whether the schedule gets unfair sometimes: "I like what Larry (Bird) said: 41 at home, 41 on the road. It is what it is.” twitter.com/byjayking/sta…
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👤︎ u/airmagswag
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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The chickadee may have a different definition of social distancing than the CDC but I'm okay with that an happy to have the state bird visit this afternoon.. it's like it knew I needed the company ;) . Portland Maine 3/21
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👤︎ u/Douglhers
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Had this guitar for a long time and never could find much info. Gibson customer service confirmed it’s real and that it was a very limited run. This is my 1995 Gibson Les Paul Special Double P90. He called it a rare bird.
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👤︎ u/slightlysubversive
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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The NBA player who scored the most points in the '80s wasn't Bird, Magic, Jordan or anyone with a shoe named after them. It was Alex English, who only led his team to the Conference Finals once and never played in the NBA finals

A soft-spoken man from South Carolina scored more points than any other player in the league that decade: Alex English. The greatest Nuggets player in history still holds all-time team records across several categories, including points and assists.

English was an 8-time NBA All-Star who led Denver to nine straight playoff runs in the 1980s, including a trip to the Western Conference Finals in 1985. He was the leading scorer on a high-flying Nuggets team, coached by Doug Moe, that led the NBA in scoring for much of that decade.

English was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks in the second round of the 1976 NBA draft with the 23rd pick. English was then traded to the Boston Celtics.

English then signed with the Indiana Pacers as a free agent after the 1977-78 season. English became a starter in Indiana and began to establish a reputation as a scorer, averaging 16 points per game during the 1978-79 season on another rebuilding team.

English was traded to the Denver Nuggets midway through the 1979–80 season for George McGinnis. In the 1981-82 season, English averaged 25.4 points and the team advanced to postseason play. He earned a position on the All-Star Team and All-NBA Second Team. The following year, in 1982-83, English won the league scoring title with an average of 28.4 points per game, while teammate Kiki Vandeweghe placed second averaging 26.7 points. Then in 1983-84 English placed fourth in the league in scoring.

In the 1984-85 season English raised his scoring average to 27.9 points to pick up some of the slack from Kiki Vandeweghe's departure. Denver won its division and secured the second seed in the Western Conference. In the 1985 playoffs, English averaged 30.2 points as the Nuggets defeated the San Antonio Spurs and Utah Jazz to meet the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference Finals, where they would fall to the eventual NBA-champion Lakers in five games. English recorded his career-best average of 29.8 points per game in the following 1985-86 season, finishing third in the league behind Atlanta's Dominique Wilkins and Utah's Adrian Dantley. In the 1986 NBA All-Star Game, English set his All-Star career high by scoring 16 points on 8-of-12 shooting in 16 minutes off the bench for the West squad.

After the 1989-90 season, in which English's scoring average dipped to 17.9 and he largely struggled to maintain his level of play compared to previous seasons, English became a free agent, and the Nuggets elected not to re-sign him.

When Engli

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👤︎ u/chief_sitass
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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The bee hummingbird is the smallest bird in the world, only found in Cuba. When they fly, they make a sound similar to a bumblebee buzzing and the species is easily identifiable based on the short beak compared to most other hummingbirds and obviously, it’s size.
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👤︎ u/oljjons
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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On a post about a woman grabbing a bird by the neck and carrying it across a park.
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👤︎ u/LetGodStrikeYeDead
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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The Stanley crane is the national bird of South Africa. Unlike most cranes, it has a relatively large and unusually shaped head and a proportionately thin neck giving this bird a highly unique appearance. Also called the blue crane, it is listed as vulnerable and has a very restricted range.
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👤︎ u/louisamarisa
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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is it just me or am I hearing a load of birds recently
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👤︎ u/damnitidkausername
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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