PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
Irish Chilli
Why cant there be more than 239 beans in an Irish chilli?
Because then it would be "two farty"
Irish Chili
*in your best Irish accent
why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
What’s Irish, stays out all summer and goes inside in winter?
What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?
I have an Irish friend with a great personality that always bounces off the walls.
What do you call an Irish baker?
Told an Irish guy, "My friend is anemic."
"Nonsense," he replied. "I don't know anyone that's a knee."
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
Did you hear about the Irish caterpillar?
When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...
Irish people can’t count! They know 1, 2...
Then they jump straight to Tree
Today, my dad asked me if I could help him build his paver patio. He said if I couldn’t help, he would ask an Irish guy he knows.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
An English man, An Irish man and a Scots man walk into a bar...
You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?
She's named Cardi O'Vascular.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What do you call an Irish stoner?
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
What's Irish and stays outside all year long?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Edited for the correct spelling.
What is Irish and sits in the back yard?
What do you call a drunk Irish man passed out in your yard?
What do you call an Irish optometrist at a ballgame?
What do a pregnant cow and Monaghan have in common (irish)
They're both close to Cavan
A short Irish guy tricked me into giving him money for his skin disease.
I should’ve known it was a Leper-con.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
Why are Irish people so rich ?
Because their capital is Dublin
I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...
I'm drinking if you're buying
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
What’s Irish and stays out all summer?
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
What's Irish and stays out all night?
What’s Irish and stays outside all year?
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
Because one more and it'll be too-farty
What do you call an Irish Baker?
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