Inuits hate being called Eskimos.

They'll have Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Two Inuits in a kayak.

Younger one says, β€œI t’s getting cold, can we light a fire?” The older one saysβ€œno” The evening approaches and the young one again asks, β€œcan we light a fire?” But the older one declines. They stop for the night and the young Inuit asks if they can light a fire, because is getting very cold. But the older one says β€œno” again and goes to sleep. The young one sneakily lights a fire and the kayak burns down.

Moral of the story: you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rigatavr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Help me make dad jokes about my imaginary Inuit wife!

I was complaining about having to buy several permits today and told my girlfriend i was moving to Alaska to get away from "the man". She asked if my new Inuit wife would let her visit, I came up with:

  • she can hold it while i put inuit

  • we could work out a deal where we get to pay each other a visit on a regular basis like when you win the lottery and get an innuity

  • you 2 could share lingerie if you think you could fit inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itchyd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What do you call a non-skiing Inuit?

An emo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAlongPonds
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak.

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZWQncyBkaWNr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burritoman_209
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.

Some just aren't Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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How do Eskimos enter an Igloo?

They get inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My wife tried to get me interested in this documentary about Alaska and its people.

I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do Alaskan tourists say when they build an Igloo?

Let's go Inuit

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?

I really don't want to get inuit with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliviacharlene
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was reading up on some Eskimo Litterature

But I wasn't really Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0shua1985
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture

But they just weren't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My ex girlfriend was really into Eskimo kisses

But I just wasn’t very Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?

They get very Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmlessGuy12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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What did the indigenous Canadian man say when he predicted the future?

Inuit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fennequinn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I told my wife we should pack it up and start over as eskimos

She’s not really Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radtkeeee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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I dated an Eskimo girl once but it didn’t last

I wasn’t very Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariumsarecool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south

But she wasn't really Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yveli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the Russians have a hard time getting to Alaska?

They couldn’t keep their bearings straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOWMASTER325
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?

I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I really thought I would enjoy living in Alaska...

... but I just wasn't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My mom just asked my dad "You made tea?"

No, I'm Inuit! He responded (as in not metiΕ›)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeWhatEyeSee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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How can you tell if an Eskimo is following you?

Inuition.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why did the Native American leave the arctic?

He wasn't inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyPenguins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Why did the man break up with his Eskimo girlfriend?

Eh, he just wasn't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catenane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?

We better get inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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How do Eskimos exercise?

Frozen Yoga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WallyWest_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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People say it's easy to live like an Eskimo...

but I am having a hard time getting Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getfuctio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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I went on a date with a girl Nunavut once

She wanted to take it to the next level, but I wasn't really Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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Puns of Varying Quality on the Subject of Linguistics (created in a fit of procrastinative inspiration) some of which I thought someone, someday might appreciate.

Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.

While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).

I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)

The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."

I like pscycholinguistics – the only department of linguistics where it’s acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.

Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)

What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"

Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.

I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)

I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".

I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kieuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2011
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So you live above the Arctic circle in Canada..?

Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truckerassassin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Did you read about that girl from Alaska who turned down a scholarship from a Native American scholarship fund?

She wasn't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterkeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I told my first dad joke to a baby.

Eskimo cannibalism isn't so bad...once you get Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piglord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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