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Internet traffic Puns

A list of puns related to "Internet traffic"

After years of using dial up, I finally upgraded to high speed internet. I didn't realize the internet traffic!

But I was able to e-merge.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Just a reminder for everyone to plan ahead and allow for extra time tomorrow

The internet is going to have more traffic than usual

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👤︎ u/ipalush89
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Got my girlfriend with a couple while trying to open up an online bank account.

Her: We should get going.

Me: Hold on, I want to open this online bank account before they close.

Her: <sarcastic> Oh yeah, cause they close early on Saturday

Me: Yeah, they have to head out early to beat the internet traffic.

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👤︎ u/neonoodle
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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