How do trees access the Internet?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Do you know how many clickbait articles there are out on the Internet now?
The answer may shock you.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I really need to stop looking at the internet today. Everything seems to be an April Fool's gag.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
How do they access the internet in Israel?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How does a tree connect to the internet?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Internet seems boring in 2021
Or at least not as βflashyβ
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I donβt know how I feel about internet speeds
It has its Ups and its Downs
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My internet died today
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What internet job did the potato get?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
2020 is the most popular year on the internet.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What will be played at remembrance of the Internet Wars?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I have always liked to browse the internet
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Whatβs the difference between the internet and doom?
The internet has al gore, doom has all gore
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?
Because it was made by NoLAN
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︎ Sep 14 2020
hereβs the reason for internet censorship
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︎ Aug 27 2020
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
No internet needed any more
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︎ Jan 18 2020
If cows donβt have Internet, how do they order things?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
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︎ May 03 2020
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyoneβs online
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︎ Apr 17 2019
I'm developing a game which simulates your parents using the internet.
It's called the Elder Scrolls Online.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
How do trees get in the internet?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
How do trees get it on the internet?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
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