International Women's Day Puns

A list of puns related to "International Women's Day"

Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day

I had a cigarette instead

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👤︎ u/bhackert
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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My wife was mad I didn't wish her a "Happy International Women's Day"...

I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"

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👤︎ u/stoneyzepplin
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Oh, it's the international women's day

The floristics business must be blooming

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👤︎ u/Kriss129
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...

... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day

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👤︎ u/TheBassMeister
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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