What do they call IHOP in communist countries?

Wehop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackoutRetro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How do they teach geometry in communist countries?

With Marx and Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyisaG
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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Why do communist countries have the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebasteve716
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?

Because communist countries don't have capitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glamatovic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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There was once a communist dictator...

There was once a communist dictator who was unable to fulfill his promises of peace, land, and bread. Angered, the citizens of his country demanded he apologize and tell them his plans for the future. All night, he thought about what he would say. When he finally got on the stage, the crowd was eager to hear him β€” but he didn’t speak. Why?

I don’t know. He was just Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesmartguava
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