I think my grandmother was inspired by the Chinese Communist Party.

Whenever I visited, I only got to see the good china.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
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The Communist party is training a militia wing

They're teaching their comrades to be excellent Marxmen

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The Communist ....Party imgur.com/p2UQQnL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylescool
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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Did you know the film β€œSpeed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called β€œVelocity”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_ICBM
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puranjay1432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Does this pun believe here ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keyckes
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I just found out I was dating a communist

I should have noticed the red flags sooner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IONTOP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Christmas Joke

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. The man says to his wife "See, and trust me, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

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They said it’s a bring-your-own-alcohol party

But when the guests arrived the hosts took the alcohol and divided it among all the guests.

β€œWhat type of party is this!?” exclaimed a guest.

One of the hosts smiled and replied, β€œA communist party.”

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Found this here a while ago:

My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.

My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.

Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.

After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.

With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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Rudolph joke (that I literally just heard my dad laughing about)

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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