...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"
(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)
Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?
That’s where I draw the line.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
My brother was describing the game Plague, inc. to my dad this morning. Here's how it went down:
Brother: So in this game, you have to make a disease, choose all of its characteristics, and then try to infect as many people in the world as possible.
Dad: That's kind of sick
Many groans were had by all.
we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere
*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3
I told my dad a joke that went something like this: "You know what they say about broken pencils. They're pointless!" and unfortunately he didn't laugh at my lame joke. So I said "C'mon dad, that was funny. I'm funny" and he says "Yeah, but looks aren't everything." Thanks, dad.
I live on a street called Wellington and I would love some input on puny wifi names as I got a new router recently. Some other people's on the street are Beef Wellington and Duke of Wellington
I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.
I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input
Me: See, if I wasn't here, you would have never exsisted.
Daughter: Ok, Dad. But Mom was the one who really made me.
Me: Hey, I had a little bit of input.
Pause
Daaaaaaad!
My 18 yr old son was intently talking to me about something, and his 12 yr old sister tried to weigh in on it.
He said, "No one asked for your input, Sis." And she immediately snapped back with, "Well no one asked for your output either."*
We all laughed and he grudgingly admitted that it was a pretty clever comeback.
*hope this fits in as a dad joke
