An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!

There's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainNuge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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The infamous Ourgasm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nope-X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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Priam, the mythological ruler of Troy, was infamous for yelling at his subjects until he lost his voice

Perhaps that's why they called him the hoarse Trojan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.

Although now he's been busted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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A couple of my dad's infamous sayings

Whenever someone comes into the house my dad asks

"Hey, ______, can I get you a drink or something to eat? I can open up a can of ribs." My dad thinks this is hilarious and usually ends up cracking himself up while our guest just stands there nervously laughing from confusion. It's a Woody Allen quote btw.

Another one is whenever someone asks what his occupation is: "Philanthropist"

"Really?"

"Yea. But I'm not a very good one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insertnamehere255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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My father's infamous Dad-Joke

I hope somebody else's dad does this, because he's done it for as long as I can remember.

When we get lost and turn around in another drive-way, he always says "Put on another plate Ma, we got company!" as if he's the family inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparty_party
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Infamous Second Father, Dad just got me in the car.

Was explaining Infamous to dad and mentioned the main character went to Seattle. I finished explaining the story and he replies: "Oh good ! They all lived happily ever after! Now whos Attle anyway?" "What do you mean?" I replied "Well the main character went to See Attle you said!" He shone with pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whydyoukillsanta
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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I once heard of a guy who never shaved, but used hair removal products all over his body.

He was an infamous Nair do well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benderman34
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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A joke about German currency

Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My 4 year old dad joked me

Whenever the Alice in Chains song King of the Kats comes on I tell my son that I'm the king of the cats. It drives him crazy. He's made it his personal mission to tell me I'm not the king of the cats and preempts me with a "Dad, you're not the king of the cats!" Whenever it comes on. This has been going on a couple of months.

Fast forward to present day. We're driving and the infamous song gets shuffled on.

He says, "You're not the king of the cats."

I reply, "Then why does every cat we meet call me your majesty?"

He drops this gem, "They don't say that, and if they did, they'd say your meowjesty."

I couldn't be more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarononly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who’s on first?" might have turned out something like this:

Bud Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Lou Costello: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: No, the name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: Your computer?

Lou Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

Bud Abbott: Mac?

Lou Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou.

Bud Abbott: What about Windows?

Lou Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

Bud Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Lou Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

Bud Abbott: Wallpaper.

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/abbott-and-costello-meet-microsoft-windows/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Starting the new year off great

My friends were playing a game during new years celebrations and I was watching. One of my friends began adopting a strategy I've become infamous for.

Friend getting mad: Paul, do you see this? He's pretty much being you.

Me: I'm appalled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishKing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.

Although now he's been busted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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