His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyaaaa_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I got my girlfriend real good.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetnot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.

My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.

Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"

Me: "It looks pretty big to me"

At least I came in first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RoundCube_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2015
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